alvino Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Diary of her six day cruise. DEAR DIARY .... DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the ! night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOPTHAI Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 The Titanic did let that iceberg had its way and yet it sank!! Maybe there was no blondie on board... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETERTHEEATER Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 This happened to me on an expensive cruise. The purser told me that I had been selected to dine at the captain's table. I told him that I paid $10,000 for the cruise so I wasn't interested in eating with the crew! DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETERTHEEATER Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 An recent poll in the USA asked for nominations for the 'Person of the Century'. The two finalists were the captain of the Titanic and Monica Lewinsky. The captain was voted winner on the grounds that he went down on a really huge steamer. The Titanic did let that iceberg had its way and yet it sank!! Maybe there was no blondie on board... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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