Venus And Mars

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Venus and Mars

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ

so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I

have never figured out why men think with their head and women with

their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting

into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says

"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!!

What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the

planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional

needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who

I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time

with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,

big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried

on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which

one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes

to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each

outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a

pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited.

She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to

think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when

she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a

loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual

satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is

all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when

I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went

completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me

to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this

look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me

for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

[The Nemi]

Awesome...........

If its the real thing......i wud say way to go dude