Play On Words

[alvino]

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to

work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to

do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.

Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together

kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a

living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag

was full of loot.

Misty \mis'-tee\: How some golfers create divots.

Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: two physicians.

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the

Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with.

Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of

the TV.

Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size

six.

Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of

those, like, submarines, man.

Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a

government.

[CHOPTHAI]

Mistress = something between a MISter and a matTRESS

[mnoorsapl]

lol.., good definations