Hotel Phone

[alvino]

Normally mild mannered Harold checked into a hotel on a business

trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls

you see advertised in those free newspapers to call on him. He got

one phone number of a lady called Erogeonique, a lovely girl,

bending over in the photo, beautiful. So he picked up the phone

and called the number.

"Hello?" the woman says. "Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like

you to come to my room and give me a massage. No, wait, I want sex

and I'll pay big. I want it hard, fast and now! I'm talking

kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements,

bring toys, do the lot, all night, tie me up, wear a strap-on, cover me

in anything. Now how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to dial 9."

[daleyboy]

Normally mild mannered Harold checked into a hotel on a business

trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls

you see advertised in those free newspapers to call on him. He got

one phone number of a lady called Erogeonique, a lovely girl,

bending over in the photo, beautiful. So he picked up the phone

and called the number.

"Hello?" the woman says. "Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like

you to come to my room and give me a massage. No, wait, I want sex

and I'll pay big. I want it hard, fast and now! I'm talking

kinky, the whole night, you name it  we'll do it. Bring implements,

bring toys, do the lot, all night,  tie me up, wear a strap-on, cover me

in anything. Now how does that sound?"

She says,  "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to dial 9."

[bino]

Very funny! Can imagine this or something similar really happening at hotels everywhere!!