phazey Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Subject: The Michael Jackson jokes This should end them. --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1: Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs. During the Neverland raid, police found class As, class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C. --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2: Where's Michael going on holiday? He's off to Tampa with the kids. --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3: What did the woman on the beach say to Michael? "Excuse me, but you're in my son" --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4: How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime? When the big hand touches the little hand. --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5: What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac? They're both old meat between young buns --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6: What does Michael hand round after dinner? The under-eights --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7: What does Jackson have in common with whisky? They both come in small tots only one year later. --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8: Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony. Usually he just tosses them off. --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9: What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common? They both have boys briefs half-off --------------------------------------------------- JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10: Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy. "How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael. Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14" --------------------------------------------------- *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 Yep.. sure did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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