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Dawson and his wife, Jennifer, had been debating buying a

vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast

little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic

around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up

old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of

their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200

in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is

coming up so surprise me!"

Dawson did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a

brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

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lol .... and then i tried to tell the joke to my Thai wife (recently pregnant and worried about her weight) the joke when she asked why I was laughing..... (mistake) ....

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