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The difference between GUTS & BALLS is sometimes very perplexing. Like "man, that guys got guts" or "man, that really took balls to do that". Perhaps you can't have one without the other and maybe they're one and the same, though anatomically located in different areas of the body, but well, here's what I think.

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning -- or were you getting ready to fly off somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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