Confucious Say (More)

[straycat911]

"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of

fly."

"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright

organ."

"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

"Man with one chopstick go hungry."

"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."

"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."

Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."

"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."

"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"Man who drive like hel_l, bound to get there!"

"Man who sit on tack get point!"

"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"

"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."

"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in

hand."

"People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."

[neverdie]

"Man who go to bed with itchy rectum wakes up with smelly finger".

[John_Betong]

>>> "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in hand."

"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand."