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[mijan246]

In Honor of Stupid People .

. . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

1.On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2.On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

3.On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

4.On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

5.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

6.On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)

7.On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

8.On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

9.On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(...I'm taking this because???....)

10.On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to what?)

11.On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

12On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

13.On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: say what?)

14.On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

15.On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle).

[daleyboy]

Some funny ones in there that i have often wondered about myself

Edited July 26, 2005 by daleyboy