Finnish Man Legless And Drunk!

[Totster]

An Finnish man has been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 miles home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.

"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

Edited July 30, 2005 by Totster

[bino]

Just another night in Lol! I wonder what got him so upset

maybe someone pinched his shoes...

totster

Maybe he lost an a$$ kicking contest!

[Totster]

Just another night in Lol! I wonder what got him so upset

maybe someone pinched his shoes...

totster

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Maybe he lost an a$$ kicking contest!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Maybe he stubbed his toe.... that pisses me off everytime..

totster

[kayo]

I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl  

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl  

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ignorant comment not even vaguely humoures in the circumstances!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I thought they were pretty funny actually.... along with the thread title!

but then again- I'm a slightly twisted individual!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I thought they was funny,

Apparently he was hopping mad

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

when the old bill showed up.....his night was finnished! 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

DING!!!!!

[edh]

Certainly hope none of you end up in a chair one day and get pissed..

Maybe people would write stories about you then.

Never the less, somehow I found "hopping mad" to be somewhat comic

[kurgen]

I for one would stand up and take it like a man with the support of my friends that is