To Be Sure!

[A. BOOZER]

Excerted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a Bank

robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the

security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to

find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to

see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the

first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of

vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber

said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but

vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They

did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead,

all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the

robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,

uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline that day read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING..............

[chuchok]

Excerted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a Bank

robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the

security system got underway immediately.  The robbers, who expected to

find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to

see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.  The robbers cracked the

first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of

vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber

said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but

vanilla pudding.  The process continued until all safes were opened. They

did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.  Instead,

all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.  Disappointed, the

robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,

uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline that day read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING..............

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