Signs You're Getting Too Old To Drive

SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING TOO OLD TO DRIVE

It takes more than four minutes to get out of your

car.

When backing into a parking spot, you just back up

until you hear something.

Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.

When the police pull you over, they're surprised to

find out you're sober.

It scares you to drive the speed limit.

The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the

Amish.

You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.

You inquired if the dealership could install

magnifying glass for the windshield.

Your turn signal has been on since 2003.

You cannot be seen behind the wheel of the other drivers.....