Simbo Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 If you ever get crabs, rub a good malt whisky, and then sand in your genitals. I doesn't kill them, but they get drunk on the whisky and throw rocks at each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 sugar is also good it wont kill them but it will rot there teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallthai Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Better yet,,, shave off half of your pubic hair, sprinkle a little gasoline on the remaining hair, light it and when the crabs run out, stab them with an ice pick.. Only to be done when well inebriated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunburn Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 (edited) Wow! The resemblance is uncanny tallthai...... Dad? Is that you? Edited March 2, 2006 by Sunburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 If you ever get crabs, rub a good malt whisky, and then sand in your genitals. I doesn't kill them, but they get drunk on the whisky and throw rocks at each other. Farkin ripper!!! Better yet,,, shave off half of your pubic hair, sprinkle a little gasoline on the remaining hair, light it and when the crabs run out, stab them with an ice pick.. Only to be done when well inebriated. :D I just spat my chang all over my laptop.... ROTFLMFAO!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 If you ever get crabs, rub a good malt whisky, and then sand in your genitals. I doesn't kill them, but they get drunk on the whisky and throw rocks at each other. Farkin ripper!!! Better yet,,, shave off half of your pubic hair, sprinkle a little gasoline on the remaining hair, light it and when the crabs run out, stab them with an ice pick.. Only to be done when well inebriated. :D I just spat my chang all over my laptop.... ROTFLMFAO!!! :D CONCENTRATE ON YOUR JOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Put sand and rocks in the bathtub.....fill the bath with water and lay in it naked for about an hour.....when the hour is up stay in the bath and pull the plug out.....the crabs will then go out with the tide.... If all else fails.....break out the Mortein..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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