If you ever get crabs, rub a good malt whisky, and then sand in your genitals.

I doesn't kill them, but they get drunk on the whisky and throw rocks at each other.

sugar is also good it wont kill them but it will rot there teeth

Better yet,,, shave off half of your pubic hair, sprinkle a little gasoline on the remaining hair, light it and when the crabs run out, stab them with an ice pick.. Only to be done when well inebriated.

Wow! The resemblance is uncanny tallthai...... Dad? Is that you?

Edited March 2, 200620 yr by Sunburn

If you ever get crabs, rub a good malt whisky, and then sand in your genitals.

I doesn't kill them, but they get drunk on the whisky and throw rocks at each other.

Farkin ripper!!!

Better yet,,, shave off half of your pubic hair, sprinkle a little gasoline on the remaining hair, light it and when the crabs run out, stab them with an ice pick.. Only to be done when well inebriated.

:D

I just spat my chang all over my laptop.... ROTFLMFAO!!!

:D

If you ever get crabs, rub a good malt whisky, and then sand in your genitals.

I doesn't kill them, but they get drunk on the whisky and throw rocks at each other.

Farkin ripper!!!

Better yet,,, shave off half of your pubic hair, sprinkle a little gasoline on the remaining hair, light it and when the crabs run out, stab them with an ice pick.. Only to be done when well inebriated.

:D

I just spat my chang all over my laptop.... ROTFLMFAO!!!

:D

CONCENTRATE ON YOUR JOB

Put sand and rocks in the bathtub.....fill the bath with water and lay in it naked for about an hour.....when the hour is up stay in the bath and pull the plug out.....the crabs will then go out with the tide....

If all else fails.....break out the Mortein.....