Biker

[boogie]

A guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge

biker standing next to him. The biker sees the little guy staring at

him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis,

testicles 3 lbs each, and Turner Brown". The little guy just faints dead away and

falls to the floor. The biker kneels down and brings him to, by slapping

his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you Ok??" In a very weak voice

the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The biker

says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give

you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7

feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs

each, and my name is Turner Brown." The little guy said, "Oh

Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around'