Would You Believe It .... !

[boogie]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.

They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the

corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.

They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's

Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over

a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus

accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints

slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches

for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the

Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "Be

Jayzez! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. By the love of God,

it's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he

lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back

I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a

table in trying to get away from the Son of God.

"What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus. The Scouser shouts,

"F*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"

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