This Morning'S Joke.An American Chap Told Me This Joke At The Golf Club Yesterday:

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An American chap told me this joke at the golf club yesterday:

An old timer was up before the judge for killing and eating a condor, the judge told him that killing this endangered bird was a serious offence under state law.

The old timer pleaded with the judge that he lived out in the desert and finding food was difficult and he relied on hunting.

The judge was moved by the old timer's testimony and said this is a first warning and I will award you a small fine.

Before dismissing the old timer the judge asked " By the way – what does condor taste like?"

After a short pause the old timer replied – " A bit like Bald Eagle – I guess"

I thought it was quite funny, some of my English mates did 'nt get it!