Its Friday.......the Weekend Is Here :d

[andyfletch]

Subject: The Trouble with getting Drunk

Have a good weekend and remember the following :

Nausea, vomiting

Splitting headache

Acidulous stools, burning sphincter

Mental anguish: Things I said last night

Mental anguish: My ridiculous dancing last night

Mental anguish: The email I might have sent last night

Mental anguish: The chick I had sex with last night

Mental anguish: Who did I confess undying love to last night?

Mental anguish: Who the ###### did I wake up with this morning?

Mental anguish: Why are my panties in my purse?

Mental anguish: Whose doorstep did I pee on last night?

Mental anguish: Where am I?

Mental anguish: why is my underwear on backwards?

Mental anguish: Riding the bumper cars at the fair only to wake up in a

crowded parking lot.

Mental anguish: 43 phone calls you can't remember, to

friend who won't speak with you anymore.

Mental anguish: have sexual intercourse with your boss' secretary at your company's Xmas party

Mental anguish: Whose underwear are these?

Jaundice from liver shutting down

Waking up in the slammer

Three Letters: D.U.I.

Waking up wearing the same clothes you had on the night before...only smelling worse. Looking out to see your car parked in the front yard.

No longer wanting to drink

Reeking of booze when going to work

Wondering where the body damage came from.

Waking up face down in the yard

Puking/pissing/pooping in the bed

Waking up and realising you're dead

Waking up and realising you're alive

The shit television you watch the whole day long

Waking up in the morning and wondering were your car is.

Beer farts

Enlisting in the Navy

Waking up with your ass all sore

Doing the "walk of shame" down the hotel corridor, with all of your underwear in your purse.

Wondering which ex-lover I phoned at 3:00 a.m.

"chunks" in my hair

Bruising of unknown provenance

Having to work the day after

Waking up and realising you've been written on - in permanent marker...

Hinging the lid up on your hamper the next morning

Waking up in a jail cell after being arrested for pissing in an ice machine at the 7-11