A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when

the man felt a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining", he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.

"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about

whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party

official walking toward them.

"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph

whether

it's officially raining or snowing".

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is

it

officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on.

But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!", to which the man

quietly replied:

"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear".

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Merry Christmas Everyone

One particular Christmas season a long time ago. Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs Clause told Santa that her mum was coming to visit.

This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence. More stress!!

Then when he began to load the sledge, one of the boards cracked and the toy bags fell to ground and scattered the toys. So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the cupboard he discovered the elves had hidden the whisky. In frustration he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke onto hundred of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw from the broom.

Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great bit Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully “Merry Christmas Santa”.Isn`t it just a lovely day?. I have a beautiful tree for you.Isn`t it just a lovely tree. Where would you like me to stick it?

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!