A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the

rather dishy female behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to

him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,

and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he

says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father

of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,

"Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I

shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate

whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No" she replies, "I'm your son's Language Teacher"

A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the

rather  dishy female behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to

him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,

and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he

says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father

of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,

"Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I

shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate

whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No" she replies, "I'm your son's Language Teacher"

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Thats a cracker! keep em coming.