so my condo recently had its 1st birthday the signs all went up in Thai advertising the events, then the staff did the usual and translated it into English, these were posted in the lifts and on the tv screen around the place.

I have covered the condo name, anyway post your own dodgy signs

I saw a sign at a restaurant the other week saying " Fried rice with crap " When I asked the waitress just what crap you got we figured it out to be crab

I saw another one in Phuket that said " Crap view but great food " You have to give them top marks for honesty

I saw 'Fried Lice' once at all seasons place in the food court, not sure if this was an error or not

What a bargain...

Pastry stall, Platinum Mall, Siinakarindra

Chiang Mai

Chatuchak Market, BKK

Sinister Tokyo toilet

What a bargain...

Now that's my type of bar owner.

Anybody know where I can get a big blackboard on Samui ?

If you ask any Thai what the most sophisticated and business-friendly bank is, he will probably name 'Siam Commercial Bank'. On the other hand it's quite hard for a foreigner to just walk in and open an account with them. Still, I have one, though I keep most of my money at other banks, partly because the staff at the SCB branches often mumble 'falang falang...' when I enter their branches. (Happens only at that particular bank's branches, mind you.) The other day I used one of the bank's passbook update machines; guess what instruction I read on the screen - "For update of passbook open the lastest page."

I never did try the deep fried aborigine at a restaurant on Koh Samet. Maybe next time.

I wager my condo in Bkk has the world record for total number of signs.

Bottom line is that the lady manager has no idea what she should be focused on so she spends her time writing, printing and rewriting and relaminating countless signs which are all over the building.

Her English capability is close to zero, several farang in the building have offered to rewrite her English but she refuses.

Whenever she writes a sign about a coming event it starts the same: "The management division department section and branches for the staff department.............".

In Adelaide Australia years ago I saw this gem: 'Taxpayers are revolting!'

In my hotel was a note by the bedside.

"Once you stay here, you will want to leave forever"

What a bargain...

Buy 1 get 1 is better than the get 5 pay for 6 promotion some places have on

Open 24 hours/day until 10 pm.

Not exactly on topic, but an attempt at reducing umpteen trillion deficit

these are awesome, its like our own thai version of fail blog!

Try www.engrish.com a few Thai posts. Will crack you up.

This is a sign I photographed by the moat in Chiang Mai.

another funny one.. is the Phuket Gazette..

''Queer News''.. now that sounds a bit Gay to me...

but no.. it is refering to ''Strange News''...

life eh..

takes all sorts.. and i dont mean the sweet type..

cheers