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Mrs. Smith is not feeling well, so her husband takes her to the hospital for

Some tests.

After a week, the husband comes back and is met by the hospital's president.

"I'm terribly sorry to tell you this, Mr. Smith, but we made an awful mistake. The nurse who checked your wife in just checked her in as 'Mrs. Smith'. A day Earlier she checked another woman as 'Mrs. Smith'. Now we have two sets of results, but We don't know which one is your wife and which is another woman. "To make matters worse, one woman has Alzheimer's and the other AIDS..."

The husband begins to cry, "Oh my GOD! Alzheimer's, AIDS! AIDS, Alzheimer's! One of them is my wife, but I don't know which one- what do I do!?"

"Well, our distinguished committee of doctors met yesterday and we have the solution. Take your wife home and have her walk around the block.

If she comes back don't <deleted> her!

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