How does Thailand manage to find so many unfortunately deformed and afflicted people to put on their late night TV shows??! There seems to be no end of the poor creatures to interview and probe. Over the last few nights I've seen a teenage girl that was really a boy, a man with the strangest eye defect I've ever seen, a baby with a horrific skin complaint and a child with terrible burns. My wife can't get enough of it. If someone were to bring a circus of freaks here they would be superstars over night! I suppose I should be thankful that the interviews don't include the boing noises.

I once met a lad on Ko Samet who only had one arm but could juggle. He'd been on TV loads if times and made a pretty penny out of it too.

They love their freaks here.

I wonder if I could make it if I just went on and lit my own farts? Probably.

I wonder if I could make it if I just went on and lit my own farts? Probably.

I have a vision of a fire eater kissing his arse good by. It would probably bring on the spectators, but you may want to get the donations up front.

most folks here are soooo void of anything outside of the daily attempt to feed themselves that looking at someone on tv who has it worse than them is delightful.

I saw a pig on TV tonight that no back legs.