Starbucks & The Buffalo

[andyfletch]

A young Thai man walks into a Starbucks an hour before lunch, a set of golf clubs over one shoulder, and dragging a large male water buffalo with a thick rope over the other.

"Cappuccino please"

The waiter warily hands him a cappuccino, which he drinks over the course of the next ten minutes.

"Cappuccino please"

As he doesn't seem to be doing any harm, and the buffalo seems to be keeping the flies out of the coffee, the waiter gives him another cappuccino, which the young man drinks, slowly.

After five coffees, the Thai pulls out a double barrelled shotgun from his golf bag, and lets the buffalo have it with both barrels. When the smoke clears and the entrails have slid to the floor, there is no sign of the young man.

The following day, he is back; golf bag over one shoulder, a fresh buffalo behind the other.

"Cappuccino please"

"Just hang on, we've only just finished cleaning up after your visit yesterday. Who do you think you are anyway?"

"Trainee for senior management. Come in late, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to clean up, play golf all afternoon."

[dr_Pat_Pong]