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Harry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they >only had $2.00 between them.

Harry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.

Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all."

Harry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the pub where Harry immediately

ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Scott said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for >this!" Harry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks. Harry said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you

get on your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went

berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk,

all for free. At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Harry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

Harry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the

sausage at the third bar!

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