http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html

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Christ that was bloody disturbing!!!

I think this is damm sick, like you guys have said.

Freaky man!

I think this is damm sick, like you guys have said.

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Jockstar's sick, suffering from skiveetitus, or 'a fear of work' in layman's language.

It's a nasty disease that affects Scotsmen at any time when they've had too much of the amber liquid. The symptoms include an inability to go to work, leaving colleagues with their lessons to cover.

Fortunately for the patient he or she can still respond to Thai Visa.