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A Nice Tale...

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A lovely little tale...

This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a

group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to

believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human

race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot..

One day a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house

on the empty plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took

an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking

with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with

hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of

project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they

had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there

to make her feel important. They even gave her very own hard hat and

gloves.

At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope

containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home

to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to

the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the

little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the

fact she had a 'pay packet'.

"You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men

building a big house."

"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the

house again this week, as well?"

The little girl thought for a moment and said, "I think so, provided

those c*nts at Jewson deliver the f*cking bricks!

totster :o

* Jewson - builders Merchants

:o bit like the 'a$$ hole' gag on Meet The Parnets II. But I have done it myself this week - I only made one comment, and the 3 year old couldn't stop saying it ...

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