Priceless Pie In The Eye Of Geo. Bush

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Subject: Three Surgeons

Three surgeons are having a conversation.

One of them said, "I am the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold medal in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said," You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy high on cocaine and alcohol rode his horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles per hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's butt and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."