Crusty Old Man

[Boon Mee]

Crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window,

"I want to open a danm checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have

misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, danm it. I said I want to open a danm checking account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this

bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform

him of her situation.

The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul

language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no danm problem," the man says. I just won $200 million

bucks in the danm lottery and I want to put my danm money in this danm

bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

Edited October 2, 2005 by Boon Mee

[dr_Pat_Pong]

How true ... how true