pomeloseed Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 "I need Navy Seals in my house like a need a hole in the head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightyharriss Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I thought it was "dam_n you Chuck Norris" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddy Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I thought it was "dam_n you Chuck Norris" "HOLY CHUCK"................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antathome Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Actually I thought it was, "dam_n, I knew that I shouln't have got an iPhone!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayongtoffee Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Ah,you even take your bins out on a bank holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandahar Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Is that thing loaded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ra1n85 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 One moment! Just putting my towel on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaBuddha Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 What was the last thing to go through his mind you say? That's easy, a 5.56x45mm 62 gr. M855 FMJ NATO round traveling at 940 m/s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 One moment! Just putting my towel on! In fact, it is not a towel, actually nothing like a towel. More like a small sheet. So, no more calling them "towel-heads" ok? The more correct term would be "sheet-heads" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 (edited) Oddly enough the Seals used exactly 3,497 rounds to obtain OBL. Did everyone enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale? David Letterman Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved. Jay Leno "Can they make a Call of Duty Map of Osama in his compound?" "They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life." So, Osama was buried at sea, have they learned nothing from what happened with Megatron? FB Status: "Osama Bin Laden is dead" - Obama likes this Edited July 3, 2011 by Garry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandahar Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 You kids quit making all that racket down there and go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandahar Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 WHO? WHO? WHO let the dogs out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I thought mischief night was in Autumn The pizza boy took his time. Are we attacking the army base? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 According to O’Brien, “When he heard about it, former President Bush was furious and said, ‘Wait a minute — SEALS, I could have used seals?!’” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandahar Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 And just a little change in direction. Today in the news, some media organizations are claiming that Taliban head Mullah Mohammed Omar is dead. The Taliban are disputing the claim. They say he always smells like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Meanwhile Al-Qaeda issue Fadwah against News Corp due to phone hacking Bin Laden's phone after the raid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandahar Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) OBL- "Wow, hon, that sex was great! I feel like my head just exploded!" Edited July 20, 2011 by kandahar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandahar Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 OBL- "C'mon. You wouldn't shoot a guy in a dress, would you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 And just a little change in direction. Today in the news, some media organizations are claiming that Taliban head Mullah Mohammed Omar is dead. The Taliban are disputing the claim. They say he always smells like that. Thank you KD, you successfully succeeded in making me irrigate my nasal passages and keyboard with coffee :jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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