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[Member]

Just found this old Daily Mail article about CM ZOO, dressing elephants as pandas at Ayutthaya Elephant Kraal to gain attention... djeeezz what a hopeless fruitcakes

Edited May 12, 2011 by Member

[folium]

What's even sadder is the line in the article:

"the country has gone panda-crazy since the birth of a female panda cub to pandas Lin Hui and Xuang Xuang at Chiang Mai zoo in Bangkok."

Just underlines the point that the Daily Mail is the biggest joke amongst UK newspapers, especially now the Sunday Sport has finally died.

[Tonto21]

Yep! ‘Pandafants’ you can only see them at CM zoo you know!

[bristolgeoff]

read the article it seems the chiang mai zoo is in bkk.maybe the reporter has never left the uk to say that

[Member]

read the article it seems the chiang mai zoo is in bkk.maybe the reporter has never left the uk to say that

Whatever. This is elephant abuse, it shows they really have no respect for the animals, disgusting.

[Blinky Bill]

read the article it seems the chiang mai zoo is in bkk.maybe the reporter has never left the uk to say that

Whatever. This is elephant abuse, it shows they really have no respect for the animals, disgusting.

Yeah, never been known to happen today or in the past...........

I don't condone animal cruelty but a little makeup over the elephants doesn't seem to be cruel to me. Have you ever seen the Royal Elephants dressed up and on parade? Get real.

Edited May 13, 2011 by Blinky Bill

[Member]

Yeah, never been known to happen today or in the past...........

I don't condone animal cruelty but a little makeup over the elephants doesn't seem to be cruel to me. Have you ever seen the Royal Elephants dressed up and on parade? Get real.

Then, if you have cat's maybe a suggestion to 'redesign' them ?

Intelligent people don't paint animals.

[Blinky Bill]

Yeah, never been known to happen today or in the past...........

I don't condone animal cruelty but a little makeup over the elephants doesn't seem to be cruel to me. Have you ever seen the Royal Elephants dressed up and on parade? Get real.

Then, if you have cat's maybe a suggestion to 'redesign' them ?

Intelligent people don't paint animals.

For some reason that reminds me of Phoebe my little black pussy who likes to scratch my balls. See the story here.

We are still trying to decide whether to have her claws and canine teeth surgically removed. A bit like removing testes and ovaries, isn't it? Satisfies the animals "owner".

Edited May 13, 2011 by Blinky Bill

[Member]

Yeah, never been known to happen today or in the past...........

I don't condone animal cruelty but a little makeup over the elephants doesn't seem to be cruel to me. Have you ever seen the Royal Elephants dressed up and on parade? Get real.

Then, if you have cat's maybe a suggestion to 'redesign' them ?

Intelligent people don't paint animals.

For some reason that reminds me of Phoebe my little black pussy who likes to scratch my balls. See the story here.

We are still trying to decide whether to have her claws and canine teeth surgically removed. A bit like removing testes and ovaries, isn't it? Satisfies the animals "owner".

A cat does not have an 'owner', a cat has 'staff'.

[Ginkas]

Or the usual quote:

Dogs have masters, cats have servants.

[Joop50]

I have seen this picture before when there was a panda birthday or so. Since then I wait to see a panda painted and trunked like elephants.