Horrible Snoring Problem

[Chris Lawrence]

A couple has a dog with a horrible snoring problem when it sleeps. The wife goes to the veterinarian to see if he can help.

Surprisingly, the vet tells her to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah, right!", thinks the wife.

That night, a few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed.

Late that night, her husband returns drunk after a night out with the boys at the local pub. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begin snoring loudly.

His wife wakes up, and thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him, and the wife goes back to a sound an restful sleep.

A short while later, her husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees the blue ribbon tied around his privates. He is very confused. As he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached tied around his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head, looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were or what we did but we took first and second place!"