Old Man On The Beach

An old man was on the beach in pattaya. He walks up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed.

"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you one hundred baht," he says.

"one thousand baht, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you TEN THOUSAND BAHT" he stated.

"NO! Get away from me!"

"TWENTY THOUSAND BAHT" he offered.

She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and says, "I said NO!"

"THIRTY THOUSAND BAHT if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed.

She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and 30K baht IS a lot of money... "Well, OK... but only for a minute."

She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them.

Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"

While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get thirty thousand baht?"