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Driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks,

What happened?"

Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are

asking for a $100 million

ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him

with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a

collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving

on average?"

"About a gallon."

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