Who'S The Boss?..

[BB1950]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

• "I should be in charge" said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
• "I should be in charge" said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
• "I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
• "I should be in charge" said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
• "I should be in charge" said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
• "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him. So in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days:

• The brain had a terrible headache.
• The stomach was bloated.
• The legs got wobbly.
• The eyes got watery.
• The blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

Even though the others do all the work... The ass-hole is usually in charge!

[dean999]

Funny and true.