Turner Brown

[A. BOOZER]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees

this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and

says:"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3

pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels

down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to

me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just

give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my

left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,

and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you

said,

"Turn around"!!!