Tops Away

[kandahar]

The busty lady was enjoying a nice swim in the ocean near the beach in her new two-piece swimsuit.

Suddenly, a large wave hit her from behind, tumbling her, and when she surfaced, the top of her swimsuit was nowhere to be found.

Not knowing another way to proceed, she folded her arms across her bosom and made her way out of the water and headed for her beach towel.

She had almost made it to safety when a little boy confronted her.

"Lady," he said, "If you're going to drown those puppies, can I have the one with the brown nose?"