Rude Sweets For all Brits -A trip down Sweety Lane

[kayo]

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way

they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a WineGum.

He asked her name.

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.

"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought.

Then he touched her Milky Way.They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.

Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.

He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted

more but he decided to take Time Out.

However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...

So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms

Rowntree had been with All Sorts.

[jimbob]

[taxexile]

thats very funny , you're a bit of a smartie for posting that.

[britmaveric]

thats very funny , you're a bit of a smartie for posting that.

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[kayo]

With M&M on the radio - Nah.. I´ll stop there...

I don´t know who wrote the Rude sweet story, but my sister sent it to me from one of her UK friends last week... Though it might bring back some memories for the older folk who knew cadbury´s and rowntree before they got swept up by Nestlé and other big corps.

[Abandon]

no Spangles

[Thetyim]

Have you seen the packets of sweets in the supermarkets here called

FANNYS

[bannork]

Ms Rowntree might have been with the working class hero Blackjack, he was very cheap at 4 a penny in 1964.He had a dodgy close friend called Fruit salad at the same price. On the other hand(in a white glove) she may have been hanging out with the middle class Malteaser(sic) who could melt anyone's heart performing a trick of a Treat or two.

[Bluffer]

I would have thought they would have known that a finger of fudge was just enough......

[phazey]

Sweet.

[Kan Win]

Hi K.O, . remember this in Kan whilst sitting at a Jolly good table:-

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I did this one many a year ago in the U.K. to introduce a Disco for a friend of mine call “The U.F.O. Disco”

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From the ends of the Galaxy, through the Galactic Milky Way, hit by a meetronic Mars Bar, smashed by the Peronic experience bring you down, down to Earth, “The U.F.O. Disco”

(music starts)

“Let twist again like we did last summer”

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Edited November 15, 2005 by Kan Win

[RDN]

Have you seen the packets of sweets in the supermarkets here called

FANNYS

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This stuff?:

[kayo]

:D Colonel got me ROTFLMAO AGAIN!!!!!