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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. At university I dated a passionate girl,but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I neededa girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl,but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserableas often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

:jap:

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So! What took you so long to get to know what we all knew?

A survey was conducted some time ago; Women were asked what they wanted in a man…Well the list went on and on; sensitive, manly, strong, cuddly,intuitive, understanding, fun-loving, serious ……On and on and…………….On! They asked the men how they want there women; (general consensus) Turn up, just after the match finishes…Naked with a cold six pack and a meat fest pizza! Lovely- jubbly, slice of fry gold.

Welcome back mate!

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Theres no substitute for experience :D

Trouble is when you have the experience you might want to sit on the fence and not jump into anything!!!

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I've always preffered little tits, but that's me.

Same-same for me.

The OP seems to have placed the burden upon the softer gender, without the realization that perhaps the cause celebre belongs to him.

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I like a lovely gal with Big Tits and a Big Bummmm... Yummy

And by 30.....they're not so yummy. Sag of the day.

Small petite breasts will keep their form longer.

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I like a lovely gal with Big Tits and a Big Bummmm... Yummy

And by 30.....they're not so yummy. Sag of the day.

Small petite breasts will keep their form longer.

But l like them sagging too. All about preference and your animal instinct.

Saying that, l think the OP has a problem. ;)

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I like a lovely gal with Big Tits and a Big Bummmm... Yummy

And by 30.....they're not so yummy. Sag of the day.

Small petite breasts will keep their form longer.

But l like them sagging too. All about preference and your animal instinct.

Saying that, l think the OP has a problem. ;)

I admit it.

I was bottle-fed as a baby. :unsure:

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THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the values of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to thesecond floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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I prefer a sheila with a big bum,if you're asking.......

I find that the best girls are the ones who are completely thick. Nothing beats a girl with no brains.

They never argue with you, and they always clean your house first thing in the morning.

Listening to their inane and hopelessly moronic comments is a real delight.

You can take them to shopping centers and buy them sexy bras and panties. They like that.

Best of all ........ they never say no. This means that you can do rude things with their bottoms.

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I prefer a sheila with a big bum,if you're asking.......

I find that the best girls are the ones who are completely thick. Nothing beats a girl with no brains.

They never argue with you, and they always clean your house first thing in the morning.

Listening to their inane and hopelessly moronic comments is a real delight.

You can take them to shopping centers and buy them sexy bras and panties. They like that.

Best of all ........ they never say no. This means that you can do rude things with their bottoms.

Stepford....??

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I prefer a sheila with a big bum,if you're asking.......

I find that the best girls are the ones who are completely thick. Nothing beats a girl with no brains.

They never argue with you, and they always clean your house first thing in the morning.

Listening to their inane and hopelessly moronic comments is a real delight.

You can take them to shopping centers and buy them sexy bras and panties. They like that.

Best of all ........ they never say no. This means that you can do rude things with their bottoms.

Stepford....??

Good post, Maestro.

Let's just say Stepford-esque.

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I prefer a sheila with a big bum,if you're asking.......

I find that the best girls are the ones who are completely thick. Nothing beats a girl with no brains.

They never argue with you, and they always clean your house first thing in the morning.

Listening to their inane and hopelessly moronic comments is a real delight.

You can take them to shopping centers and buy them sexy bras and panties. They like that.

Best of all ........ they never say no. This means that you can do rude things with their bottoms.

Andrewbkk........:cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:

and exactly how do you know my wife ?

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