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My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said:



At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot:

I asked him, Which End Sir?



Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"

Professor: What's attention deficit hyperactive disorder?



Student: jimbalakadi bamba.

Professor: Sorry, I didn't understand what u said?

Student: Same here sir!

Father to son: why don't u just go and study?



Son: what for?

Father: U'll get good marks...

Son: then?

Father: U'll get a good job.

......Son: then?

Father: U'll have a big house, a new car.

Son: so what's after that?

Father: after that U'll relax.

Son: so what do u think I m doing right now???

A Guy's eye is

Faster than Google in searching a

Beautiful girl in crowd...

In Bed,

It's 6AM,

You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...

...& it's 7:45

But in Office,

It's 9:30am

You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...

& It's Still 9:31

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