Are You Suffering From Dementia?

[daleyboy]

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>>> >instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them

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>>> >You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.

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>>> >Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

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>>> >Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you

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>>> >again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

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>>> >You're not very good at this, are you?

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>>> >Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head

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>>> >Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

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>>> >Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

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>>> >Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

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>>> >Did you get 5000?

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>>> >The correct answer is actually 4100.

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>>> >If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

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>>> >Today is definitely not your day, is it?

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>>> >Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

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>>> >Did you Answer Nunu?

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>>> >NO! Of course it isn't.

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>>> >Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

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>>> >Okay, now the bonus round:

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>>> >A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush By

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>>> >imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

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>>> >Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

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>>> >He just has to open his mouth and ask...

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>>> >It's really very simple.... Like you!

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