Politically Incorrect - Lesbian Jokes - Identity C

[John_Betong]

An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans,

spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked

him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have

spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,

mending fences. I guess I am."

After a short while, he asked her what she was.

She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about

women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I

eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of

women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out

that I'm a lesbian."

[Pink Mist]

good one