The Nun

[Boon Mee]

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked

her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed to his request.

A short time later, two Military Police (MPs) came running along and asked

if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that

way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her

skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't

want to go to Iraq."

The nun said she could fully understand his fear. The soldier added, "I hope

you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair

of legs I've ever seen!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have

seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to

Iraq either."