The village market have started selling eryngii mushrooms.

They come in a large pack labelled Chiang Mai Mushroom Farm.

They are a little expensive but what I like about the is they keep for ages.

Quite tasty but a bit tough.

They look like little dicks male reproductive organs.

You have to stop watching Alien Porn Movies !! If your reproductive organ looks anything like that, seek medical advice.

Well I probably haven't seen as many as you.

Looks more like female genitilia to me.

Now you really have me worried.

Hm.....well at least something capable of having an eargasm, anyway. pg