Payboy Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Try never to make a complete idiot of yourself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny999 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 If you meet a girl do not put any thing in her name!!! untill you are sure she is a good girl of which there are many!! my gf refuses to have any thing in her name saying it's your money!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny999 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Try never to make a complete idiot of yourself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of yourself. This is probably the best advice available to any one, learn quickly in LOS and yes making an idiot of yourself is very easy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorro1 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Never ask an Indian why you are lucky, unless you really need a suite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 yelling "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi" at the top of your lungs,with a Singha singlet on and clutching a long neck of beer in your hand, whilst staggering down Bangla road, is not funny or patriotic, it is downright embbarrasing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katabeachbum Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 yelling "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi" at the top of your lungs,with a Singha singlet on and clutching a long neck of beer in your hand, whilst staggering down Bangla road, is not funny or patriotic, it is downright embbarrasing but very common :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katasyd Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Don't go to phuket zoo if you hate to see animals being mistreated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorro1 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 yelling "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi" at the top of your lungs,with a Singha singlet on and clutching a long neck of beer in your hand, whilst staggering down Bangla road, is not funny or patriotic, it is downright embbarrasing but very common :lol: Yes unfortunately , especially when the singlet ends up in the other hand. What is it that drives males to remove cloths publicly when drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 If you take a girl out of the bar while holidaying here, don't fall in love with her and buy land. Its got me absolutely stumped why people do this...I wouldnt buy a house or land for a woman back home...why would I do it here? There is a great quote from an Australian movie called "Kenny". Kenny: [advice on getting married] Cut out the middle man; find someone you hate and buy them a house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny999 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 If you take a girl out of the bar while holidaying here, don't fall in love with her and buy land. Its got me absolutely stumped why people do this...I wouldnt buy a house or land for a woman back home...why would I do it here? There is a great quote from an Australian movie called "Kenny". Kenny: [advice on getting married] Cut out the middle man; find someone you hate and buy them a house. Sorry I am sure some one will understand the comment from a film called Kenny, why would you buy some one a house you hate???? Ah found it a cult film from the 60's can it be bought here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 Sorry I am sure some one will understand the comment from a film called Kenny, why would you buy some one a house you hate???? Exactly...point being, when a relationship ends you end up hating the ex wife and handing over the house keys, because the court instructs you to...Cutting out the middleman is exactly what a lot of Falangs do here, buy a bargirl a house..inevitably they lie,cheat and steal...the guy hands over the house keys to someone he ends up hating. Golden Rules on marriage and houses: #1 Dont get married to a western women in Falangland as she will end up with the house and (everything else including your pension fund) and get a 'rich divorcee socialite' tag. The guy will be labelled a 'bum' #2 Dont buy bar girls houses, unless you a prepared to buy someone that you will eventually hate a house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 Sorry I am sure some one will understand the comment from a film called Kenny, why would you buy some one a house you hate???? Ah found it a cult film from the 60's can it be bought here? 2006 film...just download it off the net...its very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katabeachbum Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 yelling "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi" at the top of your lungs,with a Singha singlet on and clutching a long neck of beer in your hand, whilst staggering down Bangla road, is not funny or patriotic, it is downright embbarrasing but very common :lol: Yes unfortunately , especially when the singlet ends up in the other hand. What is it that drives males to remove cloths publicly when drunk? I would assume wearing a singlet, also called a "wifebeatershirt", is to display tatoos, and taking it off is to become even more attracting but everyone I know find it disgusting. some bar girls like it tho, cause it smells fresh off the plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny999 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 2006 film...just download it off the net...its very funny Ah shish unable to do as I have DTAC air card, it would take me 20 yrs to down load a film lol I will check in central and see if they have or can get... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katabeachbum Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Exactly...point being, when a relationship ends you end up hating the ex wife and handing over the house keys, because the court instructs you to...Cutting out the middleman is exactly what a lot of Falangs do here, buy a bargirl a house..inevitably they lie,cheat and steal...the guy hands over the house keys to someone he ends up hating. Golden Rules on marriage and houses: #1 Dont get married to a western women in Falangland as she will end up with the house and (everything else including your pension fund) and get a 'rich divorcee socialite' tag. The guy will be labelled a 'bum' #2 Dont buy bar girls houses, unless you a prepared to buy someone that you will eventually hate a house #3 When splitting up with a girl, make sure she leaves owning a house and a car, so you can continue living happily and safely in Thailand or catch the first flight outahere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wandrinstar Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Every time i mention Phuket no one wants to go. They say Fun City is nearer , and more variety , and the Ferangs are the same as at Home , rich in one area, bums in another. Thats from a Thai Car Renter at the Airport... Them and Us is clear to him ,so he recons. Is that the case.?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny999 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Every time i mention Phuket no one wants to go. They say Fun City is nearer , and more variety , and the Ferangs are the same as at Home , rich in one area, bums in another. Thats from a Thai Car Renter at the Airport... Them and Us is clear to him ,so he recons. Is that the case.?. I have never come across a them and us attitude here, every Thai I have ever met has been great, I said in a previous post if you have an inbuilt attitude problems will always follow you, maybe this is the type of person the renter man is referring to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katabeachbum Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Every time i mention Phuket no one wants to go. They say Fun City is nearer , and more variety , and the Ferangs are the same as at Home , rich in one area, bums in another. Thats from a Thai Car Renter at the Airport... Them and Us is clear to him ,so he recons. Is that the case.?. oohch, was in Patts only 3 weeks ago, hadnt been there for 42 years when I was 7, planned to stay for 3 nights but just couldnt, what a dump, managed to pick up this bike tho, back to the beauty of Prechuap KK back on topic, advice for tourists would be, get out of the Patong ot Pattaya ghetto and experience a beatiful Phuket and a wonderful country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny999 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Every time i mention Phuket no one wants to go. They say Fun City is nearer , and more variety , and the Ferangs are the same as at Home , rich in one area, bums in another. Thats from a Thai Car Renter at the Airport... Them and Us is clear to him ,so he recons. Is that the case.?. oohch, was in Patts only 3 weeks ago, hadnt been there for 42 years when I was 7, planned to stay for 3 nights but just couldnt, what a dump, managed to pick up this bike tho, back to the beauty of Prechuap KK back on topic, advice for tourists would be, get out of the Patong ot Pattaya ghetto and experience a beatiful Phuket and a wonderful country Looks like a Kawasaki? yep Patong and Pattaya 2 very nasty places unless you are a sex tourist, falling down drunk or just a yob!!! my opinion !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wandrinstar Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Every time i mention Phuket no one wants to go. They say Fun City is nearer , and more variety , and the Ferangs are the same as at Home , rich in one area, bums in another. Thats from a Thai Car Renter at the Airport... Them and Us is clear to him ,so he recons. Is that the case.?. I have never come across a them and us attitude here, every Thai I have ever met has been great, I said in a previous post if you have an inbuilt attitude problems will always follow you, maybe this is the type of person the renter man is referring to.. He was refering to Europeans being snobbish with each other, not Thais . The driving there is worse than most , and the nice areas are expensive compared to Patts better areas . Again his take. Id like to visit anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny999 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Every time i mention Phuket no one wants to go. They say Fun City is nearer , and more variety , and the Ferangs are the same as at Home , rich in one area, bums in another. Thats from a Thai Car Renter at the Airport... Them and Us is clear to him ,so he recons. Is that the case.?. I have never come across a them and us attitude here, every Thai I have ever met has been great, I said in a previous post if you have an inbuilt attitude problems will always follow you, maybe this is the type of person the renter man is referring to.. He was refering to Europeans being snobbish with each other, not Thais . The driving there is worse than most , and the nice areas are expensive compared to Patts better areas . Again his take. Id like to visit anyway. Sorry got the wrong end of the stick, I visited Pattaya one time, would never go back it was nasty, but lots of people love the place just like Patong, up to them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerWan Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 (edited) Don't go to phuket zoo if you hate to see animals being mistreated. Not just PZ, any animal attraction is just horrors for the unfortunate creatures locked up in it. For tourists, advise you please stay away. If you're a sex tourist go to Cambodia or Viet Nam where the women are just as young, smiles are more genuine and the xenophobia is of a lesser extent. If you aren't willing to marry an Isaan sex worker and support her extended family, Thailand would rather you just deposit the funds at the airport and turn around and go home. And if you really knew of the safety standards - you'd run screaming... For families, tourists Malaysia is a far better destination, much much safer and really more natural beauty that isn't trashed beyond belief as TH is. The weather is better in Phuket, always a cool breeze where I am and I like it to live, OK Edited November 10, 2011 by LivinginKata off topic comment & link removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Be prepared, be sharp, be careful, and always use protection. And you can forget all the other rules as long as you remember one more: Get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katabeachbum Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Don't go to phuket zoo if you hate to see animals being mistreated. Not just PZ, any animal attraction is just horrors for the unfortunate creatures locked up. For tourists, advise - please stay away Go to Cambodia or Viet Nam where the smiles are more genuine and the xenophobia is of a lesser extent If you aren't willing to marry an Isaan sex worker and support her extended family, Thailand really would rather you just deposit the funds at the aiport and turn around and go home. And if you really knew of the safety standards you'd run screaming... I v never noticed ANY safety standards in Cambodia or VietNam. Here in Thailand at least there are some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerWan Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Agree safety is just as bad. That's why I recommend them to sex tourists and say families should stick to Malaysia. I v never noticed ANY safety standards in Cambodia or VietNam. Here in Thailand at least there are some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billythehat Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 yelling "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi" at the top of your lungs,with a Singha singlet on and clutching a long neck of beer in your hand, whilst staggering down Bangla road, is not funny or patriotic, it is downright embbarrasing But what else can the bogan lad do? Whistling 'Waltzing Matilda' with no teeth must be very tricky. Embarrassed Australian? ....mmmm...not possible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 Walzing Matilda being sung at the rugby also makes me cringe...the game doesn't do much for me either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katasyd Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Don't look into the toilet paper bin next to a toilet in a bar or restaurant whilst visiting phuket. Smelly blood soaked tampons and fecal smears really put you off your drink or meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snamos Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 I always ask the timeshare touts if they have a work permit....sends em packing straight away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katasyd Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I always ask the timeshare touts if they have a work permit....sends em packing straight away I have told them " If you can produce a work permit right now, I will come and buy some timeshare" I still don't own any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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