I'M Thai Guy!

[Thanat]

Hi everyone.I'm 18 years old Thai boy and not good at english,I can read but my writing skill so suck if I used a wrong grammar don't blame me.

Why i'm here? The answer's I need to improve my reading and writing skills because I think in the next 10 years I want to study MBA at US,so i started to find a place where I can freely train my skills and have a foreign friends who can teach me.

so if you don't understand meaning of some words in Thai you can ask me here or send me a question at <Email removed>. but maybe i used a wrong grammar you can teach me if you want to do.

Nice to meet all of you

Edited November 25, 2011 by metisdead
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[Murf]

Hi there

How about some phrases to จีบสาว ๆ

Some phrases to get them laughing

BTW No article required in a wrong grammar and a foreign friends

[katana]

yeah..some มุขจีบสาวไทย...

[Thanat]

I've a 2 phrases that can use to make สาวๆ laughing.

The first is

You : ผมอยากให้ทุกคนหัวล้านยกเว้นเธอ (I want everyone in the world've a baldhead except you. )

Girl : ทำไมเหรอ (why?)

You : เพราะเธอจะได้มีผมคนเดียว (because you'll have only me.)

The word "ผม" has 2 meaning it means hair and I,so when you use this phrase สาวๆ always laugh.

i think the second pharse is hard to understand but it surely make girls a funny laugh.

You : หน้าตาอย่างเธอนี่มัน "เด็กช่าง"ชัดๆ (your face look like mechanician) in Thailand most of mechanic student have a scary face so when you say to your friend หน้าเธอเหมือนเด็กช่าง it makes your friend be angry.

Girl :

You : ช่าง น่ารักจริงๆ(very cute)

the word "ช่าง" has 2 meaning it means mechanician but when you use it with "จริงๆ" a meaning is same as "very or so"

ex. เธอช่างสวยจริงๆ you're very/so beautiful.

เธอช่างน่ารักจริงๆ you're very/so cute.

I hope these phrases can make your girl laughing

[katana]

Thanks Thanat. They look worth a try lol

[Murf]

Thanks Thanat. They look worth a try lol

The ผม one seems worth a go, but i think i would stuggle to pull the ช่าง one off...

CHeers.