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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

Next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them, then she moved on.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

Next day they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These outfits were so loud you could HEAR them before you saw them. Once again, the two priests settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again, she nodded at each of them and said, "Good morning Fathers," and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes?" she replied.

"We ARE priests, and proud of it, I'll have you know. But how in the world did you KNOW we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father," she replied sweetly, "it's me, Sister Mary Frances!

:o:D

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