Excrement vacuum truck of Pheu Thai MP's relative stolen

The Nation

PATHUM THANI: -- An excrement vacuum truck of a relative of Pheu Thai MP Somsak Jaiklaew has been stolen.

Police said Noppawan Jaiklaew, 28, filed complaints at the Navanakhon police station that the truck disappeared from outside her house Wednesday night.

Police checked feeds of a security camera of the Navanakhon Villa housing estate and saw that a pick-up truck was parked behind the vacuum truck at 2:28 am and the pick-up and the vacuum truck were driven away at 2:57 and 2:58 am respectively.

Police said the truck was Bt1.45 million worth and has been used in the cesspit draining service for only three months.

-- The Nation 2012-02-23

So?

Well she obviously is employed to clean up all the sh*t left behind by the Pheu Thai MP's! She must be quite busy at the moment.

A tragedy. Condolences for the loss of your sh_t.

No doubt it had a similiar message?

No doubt it had a similiar message?

That's funny!

Perhaps the "perps" were fellow MP's afraid the truck would suck up all the %$&^ errr...nonsense they spew and tea money deals they hold. If true it would be a good start but I'm afraid a million such trucks could wouldn't make much of a dent in these problems!

Something does not smell right about this story, but as they say where I come from - Where there's muck there's brass.

The <deleted> truck was probably stolen because they thought it might contain the DNA of their fugitive leader.

This is a tragic blow, to the PTP/Red-Shirt public-ralations/propaganda machine, one can only sympathise !

Wherever will the anti-coupists get their 'facts' from, now ?

Might be the Democrats looking for inspiration.......

Pretty desperate.

Shi_t is gonna hit the fan over this theft

Hopefully when a photo is forthcoming, to illustrate this story, nobody will be so tasteless as to think-up amusing punch-lines ?

As if ...

Sh1t happens !!!!!!

An illustration of the Nation's obsession with all things PTP. I could understand if the Nation was crusading against crime, but this is a newspaper that glosses over the murders of foreigners, that tiptoes around the national scourge of corruption and doesn't report thoroughly on more serious crimes.

I commend the Nation for bringing this crime to everyone's attention. Will the Nation be highlighting the scourge of vehicle thefts now or is this a one shot deal worth mentioning only because it serves as an opportunity to ridicule a PTP MP?

An illustration of the Nation's obsession with all things PTP. I could understand if the Nation was crusading against crime, but this is a newspaper that glosses over the murders of foreigners, that tiptoes around the national scourge of corruption and doesn't report thoroughly on more serious crimes.

I commend the Nation for bringing this crime to everyone's attention. Will the Nation be highlighting the scourge of vehicle thefts now or is this a one shot deal worth mentioning only because it serves as an opportunity to ridicule a PTP MP?

Aw, but it is a great metaphor all the same.

I think they're planning to do a piece on pedestrian crossings next, or was that a pedestrian piece on crossings. Something along those lines.

next.

An illustration of the Nation's obsession with all things PTP. I could understand if the Nation was crusading against crime, but this is a newspaper that glosses over the murders of foreigners, that tiptoes around the national scourge of corruption and doesn't report thoroughly on more serious crimes.

I commend the Nation for bringing this crime to everyone's attention. Will the Nation be highlighting the scourge of vehicle thefts now or is this a one shot deal worth mentioning only because it serves as an opportunity to ridicule a PTP MP?

Could it be the neighbours moving the truck away from their housing. ! I thought these vehicles would be normally parked in secure work compounds when not in use. ! Not exactly the normal commuter vehicle.

For a higher comprehension of what is going on you must develop your mind to understand at a supreme level the meaning of "SHIT"

Never forget the metaphysical level of "SHIT.

The last two points of my appendix show the the division of Thai Society.

50% K.T. Send us more "Shit".

50% We smoke all "Shit"

Edited February 23, 201214 yr by lungmi

Who's mouth was it usually attached to?

Holy crap Batman - more breaking new from the Nation. Maybe someone needed it to clean Nation's press pool.

Kind of sad to see "The Nation" go down this track of cesspit journalsim but guess the pay must be good??

Edited February 23, 201214 yr by monkfish

After reading all comments here and re-reading the OP again I can only conclude that theNation article is 'proper' in it's reporting. No mud-slinging, no suggestiveness, no insinuations, just plain statement.

Well as some here wrote 'kind of sad this distant, almost objective reporting'. What next will they think of, one may wonder

Edited February 23, 201214 yr by rubl

It's a good thing the sh*t's in the right place. It should read: "Thai MP Robbed by His Own Hands!!!" Translation: Dumb-dumb-Siridouche stuck his face in the wrong business: i.e. thinking could lead to progress.

Who gives a shat?

I think it is going to be used to suck up some of the politicians in the cabinet.

It would appear there are a lot of readers with too much time on their hands if they can waste time commenting on this topic - oh shit I have fallen for the same c(t)rap.

Yes sir, this is important news...glad this <deleted> is being posted.

The postal service is now scrutinizing all packages for dirtbags.

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