FWIW Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 >She has a tattoo on her buttock which says 'Sven was here'. She wants it removed and replaced with 'Several men were here'. >She cannot lie. >Does anyone know where to get laser tattoo treatment? Pshaw Sir. Laser tattoo removal can leave heavy scaring on delicate skin. I suggest a more cunning plan. If spacing allows, I would go for the merest addition of a smidgeon of extra ink, thus getting: "Newsvendors wash ethereally". I have surveyed several newsvendors, and they assure me that they do indeed wash ethereally. Objective met. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 If spacing allows She needs to put on a few pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 "... she cannot lie." You are joking, aren't you? Are you sure that was Buddha she was with, and not just some random fat bald bloke? Did she take him to the monastery, or a short-time hotel? I think she might be trying to hide something, or protect your feelings... If she were Christian, rather than Buddhist, I would suggest she just turn the other cheek SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 "... she cannot lie." You are joking, aren't you? Are you sure that was Buddha she was with, and not just some random fat bald bloke? Did she take him to the monastery, or a short-time hotel? I think she might be trying to hide something, or protect your feelings... If she were Christian, rather than Buddhist, I would suggest she just turn the other cheek SC Thai girls cannot lie!!..........you should know that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 New arrivals everyday That's your best one and possibly too close to the truth for my comfort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashirelad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) "A large group of yellow shirts were in here for several days". "Almost became too wet to operate, the old one was completely flooded" Edited March 5, 2012 by Lancashirelad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) This potentially way too good a thread to die prematurely. Get your creative juices flowing and ink away ... Edit ... Well done Lancashirelad, you were inking while I was about to post. Edited March 5, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Ok, Ok!! let's resurrect the beast!! My pal was dating a lady in Scotland who had dyed her lady area green, and had a tattoo which said " Keep Off The Grass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 This is easily fixed, just add Sven } & Co was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 7, 2012 Author Share Posted March 7, 2012 This is easily fixed, just add Sven } & Co was here That will be Co as in a company of soldiers?............that sounds about right. Well, for that week anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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