chrisinth Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together enough money to take her to a very nice restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne. I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?" "No," she replied "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight." I said "enjoy"... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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