Christmas Joke

[Boo]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME - one for the girls

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December but female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

THEREFORE.... according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

Should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

[BambinA]

Should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.   

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is it called " one night stand" ?

[Glauka]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME - one for the girls

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December but female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. 

THEREFORE.... according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. 

Should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.   

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yes I guess that´s so true

[rio666uk]

on the contrary - maybe this explains the dissapointment and anti-climax with presents... all this time Santa's been driven round the wrong houses in the wrong order, making the wrong deliveries...

[Glauka]

on the contrary - maybe this explains the dissapointment and anti-climax with presents... all this time Santa's been driven round the wrong houses in the wrong order, making the wrong deliveries...

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that is not so common and only happen during our breaks when santa is left alone...

[Patsycat]

But is he hansam man??

[oopapasan]

But is he hansam man??

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What did the rug say to the xmas tree?